Summary
This bot implements the "nothing ever happens" meme as an actual Polymarket trading strategy: it scans for standalone yes/no markets, filters out sports, and buys "No" when the price is below your threshold. It's paper trading by default and requires you to explicitly set three separate environment variables to go live, which is honestly the right safety model for something that can lose real money. The codebase includes a dashboard, position recovery via Postgres, and helpful scripts for parsing Heroku logs and checking your wallet history. If you believe most dramatic predictions on Polymarket won't materialize, this automates that contrarian bet in a surprisingly well-structured way.
Install to Claude Code
npx -y skills add aradotso/trending-skills --skill nothing-ever-happens-polymarket-bot --agent claude-codeInstalls into .claude/skills of the current project.
Keep your Mac awake while Claude Code and 40+ AI agents run. Sleeps when they're idle.
One time payment $9 →
Integrate web data into your AI product. One API to scrape website & brand data.
Get API Key Now →
Agent, run crypto. Access onchain data & trade routes via 1inch.
Install now →
On Capafy, your Skill runs online 24/7 as an agent product, and you get paid every time someone uses it.
Start earning →
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Keep your Mac awake while Claude Code and 40+ AI agents run. Sleeps when they're idle.
One time payment $9 →Integrate web data into your AI product. One API to scrape website & brand data.
Get API Key Now →Agent, run crypto. Access onchain data & trade routes via 1inch.
Install now →On Capafy, your Skill runs online 24/7 as an agent product, and you get paid every time someone uses it.
Start earning →First SeenJun 3, 2026
